Times up - get wiping! Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet-themed poo timer will shorten loo times as you race against the clock, aiming to beat the five-minute limit! Bright blue and star-shaped, this eye-catching sand timer comes with handy suction pads which stick to most surfaces. Complete in fun, bright gift packaging, this is the ultimate novelty gift for farting friends, family, and colleagues who take a lifetime on the bog. It's the perfect solution to get them off the throne and back at their desk in record time. Control the queue for the loo with a poo timer! Whether it's for dad's birthday, a funny gift for your husband, or a hilarious present for your boyfriend, this unusual timer is sure to bring a laugh to any occasion. Don't let toilet breaks drag on—bring some humour to the situation with this quirky gift that's bound to get a chuckle. So why wait? Add a touch of humour to your gift-giving with this poo timer for men! Whether it's for a birthday, Father's Day, or even as a funny secret Santa gift, this timer is guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of any man in your life.

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